20 Sept 2012

Why doesn't Katie look happy?!

Dear Katie, 

A few months ago we all applauded your unexpected escape from Tom " CrazyPants" Cruise with your stylish daughter Suri in tow, so girl riddle me this why do your look so miserable for Russian Harper’s Bazaar?!?


Why is there no spark in your eyes?! You a FREE BISH BABY?!?! Honestly you look like you still hypnotized by Scientology which is rather sad cos you a pretty lady and have soo much going for you and you can only upgrade from Tom so why so much sads in eyes boo boo?


Am genuinely concerned that maybe the Scientology hooks are deeper than we thought. I mean this is ab almost smile that like the rest of this spread does not quite reash your eyes...talk to me ... i totes care.





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