If you ever do THIS you will be DEAD to me

While trolling the internet for nothing in particular I came across THIS on gawker.com. Pretending like I had nothing better to do I clicked on The Story of Jess & Russ and spent the next 10-15mins not trying to stab myself repeatedly in the stomach!!


Am generally not a fan of shiny happy people so this makes me hate not only myself but them too for spending way too much time and effort sharing their love story with the world complete with annoying girl flying with a dove images like this--->>>

STAB! STAB! STAB!

If I am your friend isn't it a given I already know your life-love story, I do not need to waste my procrastination time on THIS!! And if you insist on making your cutesy vomit inducing website make it short. My procrastination time is valuable and reading about your failed band and backward first date does not excite me to want to attend your wedding EVER because chances are I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT IT!!

Maybe am too cynical for my own good but Jess & Russ in all their hipster glory make me want to hurt such public displays of love badly.

image source: gawker.com/the story of russ & jess