Can we pause our day & join the universal conversation going on about one Ryan Lochte

I am totes not into sports, so generally major events like the Olympics mean nothing to me. But I also suffer from a need to be in the know about EVERYTHING and right now the Olympics are EVERYTHING. In particular one Ryan Lochte has captured pop culture attention. 

le sigh so much hotness & that look is totes undressing me right now

2008 Olympics was all about Michael Phelps but while Phelps has all the medals and bong scandal, Lochte has the looks and bling - clearly we all have our roles to play on this earth. 


I am greatly fascinated by Lochte now and upon Googling him I came across a blog post on The Many Styles of Ryan Lochte. I was both further horrified and intrigued by this water loving dude and I just had to share the hotness, the bling and animal print cos we all know sharing is caring.

• Dudes got a thang for diamond studded grills, cos apparently winning gold medals is not enough bling for him:

• After bling, his next favorite thang is bright colored kicks, cos he is a hot man-child:

• This is Lochte's blue steel...I kinda hate myself for finding this soo mouth wateringly swoony cos it also looks REALLY cheesy and I refuse to even acknowledge that diamond encrusted skull chain:

• You couldn't just wear a suit and look f@#kable...no you had to add studs to the lapels & pockets?!?!:

• Someone desperately wants a role in Magic Mike 2:

• And one for the road..animal print speedos...never hated myself more for what this image does to my loins:

Oh Lochte you would GET IT!

images:  joe blog