What KStew Wore

After weeks - has it been weeks, feels more like days- of hiding after being caught sharing her love cookie with an older man my ex-sister wife KStew has emerged from the depths of her guilt and depression looking like this...

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Soak it in kids cos this is what heartbreak looks like at 22!! Crop top, skinny jeans, unruly hair, backwards cap ( s/o to RPatz?!?)  and McDonalds coffee!!! Go KStew. This outfit is not in the least bit shocking cos this is what KStew looks like all the damn time. But as can be expected the internet went cray cray discussing what this all means...here are the best bits:

On her general look:

• “She was not smiling and did not appear happy about being photographed.”–USA Today please show me a time KStew has looked happy to be papp'd
• “She looks as pale as Snow White.Actress Kristen Stewart finally stepped out from the shadows yesterday and into the LA daylight…The sour-puss star looked as if she had choked biting on a rotten apple as she stepped out from hiding and hurried to a waiting SUV.”–Page Six cos KStew is known for her glowing tan & sunny demeanor
• “Contrary to recent reports, the Snow White and the Huntsman star looked neither haggard nor emaciated. She looked remarkably normal.”–Gather yay someone got it right there is hope after all!!

Outfit choice:

• “The 22-year-old stepped out in sneakers, rolled-up gray jeans, a cropped white T-shirt and—taking a style cue from her scorned beau, is she?—a backwards baseball cap.”–E Online old habits maybe?
• “Wearing shades, ill-fitting jeans, battered sneakers, a backward baseball cap and a midriff-baring cutoff T-shirt, and with her long tresses uncombed, Stewart, 22, was far from the glamour girl of the “Twilight” movie series.”–Page Six KStew day to day is no fashion goddess she only cleans up for premieres & magazine editorials that take my fashion breath away
• “Most remarkable of all were Kristen’s accessories. She was wearing Robert Pattinson’s Baltimore Orioles baseball cap, and perhaps even more importantly, she wore a gold ring which was clearly visible on her index finger in the photos. As all twihards know, that’s the ring RPattz gave her…What does all this mean?…Looks like KStew is wallowing in some sort of self-induced delusion that Robsten is still on.”–Gather  i love the bitchiness of this one truth be told

Her carry ons

• “She carried a large backpack, a McDonald’s coffee, and a paper bag containing ‘what look[ed] like a bouquet of some sort…’”–Gather i think its pretty obvious we don't need a play by play
• “She was carrying what looked like asparagus, she’s clearly trying to eat healthy and most likely working out nonstop.”–Hollywood Life i carry vegetables from time to time but that does not translate to healthy eating and working out all the time...try again please!

I also wanna be paid to comment on the ridiculousness of the outfit choice of a 22 year old celeb who cheated on her boyfriend and looks like nay 22 year old who cheated on her boyfriend!

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